Mother's Nightmares

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-10-07T21:10:00

2008-10-08T01:18:04Z

... Y'know, if you wanted to fight, you could'a just asked.

Shit like this is just gonna make me make sure yer ass gets kicked in proper.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-09-26T00:37:00

2008-09-26T04:38:20Z

... Not this shit again.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-08-13T23:07:00

2008-08-14T03:08:56Z

Heh.

Guess it had been too long.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-08-07T03:10:00

2008-08-07T07:12:07Z

[Static. A shot of a dim landscape of white sands.

A familiar voice sounds as a much younger, though no less small, Nnoitra comes into view, "So, I piss you off, huh? Then come at me, already! That's if ya think you can beat me."

Older City residents might recognize the Espada standing a few paces away. Tall, with green hair and a bright streak that dips beneath her eyes and over her nose.

"... I'm frankly shocked. Even after becoming an Espada, you are little more than a child."

Silence.

"The fuck was that... !?"

Steps in the sand, pace increasing.

"Wait! Wait up!" Nnoitra stalks after her.

The screen goes dark before it opens again on that still landcape.

Neliel sits on a ledge not too far from where the camera is angled.

"... Why'd ya help me?"

"I didn't 'help you'. I simply prevented the Espada from losing a member..." She stands and it's clear now, the bodies from the surprise attack. "... By putting an end to your ridiculous suicidal conduct."

Nnoitra pulls himself up from the ground, dark hair sticking to the sweat and grit on his face.

"... I can't fuckin' stand you. I'm sure you know that well enough... So, why...?"

He shifts as she pats off the sand from her uniform. "Why do ya keep followin' me around like this?"

Silence, a whine of static from the video feed.

She turns away, "It is because... you are weaker than I."

He narrows his eye. The video feed cuts off sharply.]

[ooc: Because youtubing around for some Nnoitra videos brought up... some interesting videos, I thought I'd go for something that hasn't been animated <.<;; ]

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-07-30T14:00:00

2008-07-30T18:03:32Z

[Voice Post]

Shit.

S'all wrong.

... Octava. You'n me need to talk.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-07-22T12:06:00

2008-07-22T16:08:19Z

Five People Stronger'n Me
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

.... Lookin' kinda empty, now.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-07-02T16:52:00

2008-07-02T20:57:31Z

Heeeeey, Neliel!

Who the hell said we were finished yet?!

I ain't got time to hunt yer pansy ass down. If yer gonna run, then just admit it.

I'm the strongest! That number on yer back don't mean shit.

[ooc: orz so, most of the Bleach crew is a bunch of stalkers who already know this. but, uh, he's back. And just in time to be de-aged to his... younger, dumber self.]

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-06-17T20:18:00

2008-06-18T00:17:44Z

Ah?

S'that time again, huh?

Time fer all'a you losers to get worked up over who you want to do shit nothing 'round this place.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-06-01T13:11:00

2008-06-01T17:15:58Z

Yesterday? Another one'a those days that didn't fuckin-

... Someone wanna explain why it's so goddamn loud out there?

[ooc: Yes, open for curse-day hijacking~ ~~Former arrancar-muns, I'm lookin' atcho~~~]

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-05-31T00:36:00

2008-05-31T04:42:30Z

... Fucking...

[ooc: 'sup, bleeding from a couple stumps, plus some other wounds. In short, in ur apartment, 'causin' all manner of bloody messes.]

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-05-30T00:01:00

2008-05-30T04:04:15Z

So, I figure, I might as well throw my hat in, too, huh?

Hey, officers, got room?

Or, fuck, I don't care. Anybody. Got someone to beat up? Point me to 'im an' if he's strong enough? I'll beat his ass.

I'll even do it fer free. 'at's cheaper'n some fucks.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-05-24T00:11:00

2008-05-24T04:14:11Z

Heeeey, Tesla-sama.

Laundry's done'n shit. Gonna make the beds later.

Anythin' else?

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-05-13T03:32:00

2008-05-13T07:34:32Z

Do whatever you want with this piece of shit.

He's not mine anymore.

ooc: |D He's mirror citied, too, but in a different way~

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-05-05T23:24:00

2008-05-06T03:25:55Z

Not my goddamn mother.

Also, not my fucking mother.

The fuck is up with this shit!?

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-05-03T22:42:00

2008-05-04T02:44:02Z

Ask any of my fan [or original] characters a question and I'll reply in-character as them with an answer. Characters that I play in RPGs count, too. Feel free to ask them ANYTHING, regardless of whether you know them or not. Feel free to also ask them as your own character. They will respond accordingly.

Hell, if I knew what this was about. But, I asked around. Turns out this role-playing shit's pretty ~~lame~~ interestin'. So, I figured I'd give it a try.

I'm gonna 'role-play' any of the fucks from my world, alright? So, gimme one of their names and a question and I'll answer it all 'in-character', huh?

ooc: ... IC in this case is Nnoitra's interpretation of them. And anything but.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-04-27T22:13:00

2008-04-28T02:16:03Z

Tch.

Thought a vice captain who'd been alive that long woulda been worth more've a fight.

Pretty fucking pathetic, shinigami. All of your dumb asses.

Don't ask about the girl, though. Fuck if I know where she went.

ooc: Annnd, since Aaroniero couldn't find anyone to play with Nnoitra, he had Nnoitra come and give him a beating to make things a little more convincing~

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-04-16T00:36:00

2008-04-16T04:37:12Z

Are you shits all dead yet?

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-04-03T04:07:00

2008-04-03T08:09:37Z

Figure people outta put a little more thought into their wishes in the first place. Don't bother wishing for the fifth when you can be the goddamned strongest.

But, it was good, Cirucci. I missed smashin' yer face in. Something I ain't got a chance to do with all these other asstwats around lately.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-03-24T18:43:00

2008-03-24T22:44:16Z

None'a that shit happened.

None'a it.

Tesla, grab yer shit. We're going out.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-03-23T12:02:00

2008-03-23T16:05:18Z

C'mon, get off yer lazy asses.

We got places to go, people to see, and hollows to beat the shit out of.

This City ain't gonna clean itself, y'know.

ooc: What if Nnoitra had been purified and became a shinigami instead? Art from thunderwitch~

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-03-21T18:23:00

2008-03-21T22:25:42Z

You shits don't know how to properly terrorize a place.

Lemme show you how it's done.

ooc: Annnnd~ Deaged more than usual. Say hello to pre-car Nnoitra.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-03-16T21:47:00

2008-03-17T01:52:16Z

[Voice Post]

[a crackling, sharp, distinct]

Haaa...

This place again.

I guess death was too fucking much to ask for.

ooc: Back from last canon update and hiatus as well.

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-03-08T00:11:00

2008-03-08T05:12:30Z

Have you all noticed it gets noisy as all fuck when you storm the place?

oneeyedhorror @ 2008-02-17T07:22:00

2008-02-17T12:24:02Z

Wha-

What the hell is this place?

Where- Who am I!?

Shit- I...

My head's fucking killing me.

ooc: Amnesia? Like any soap opera curse would be complete without it!

[Voice Post]

2008-02-15T01:24:29Z

[SPLASH!]

ooc: |D Totally just tossed Cirucci into the water.